Caulked my baseboards with toothpaste once because I ran out of caulk at 9pm and it actually held for 3 months
I was patching up gaps in my living room trim after a flooring swap and the hardware store was closed, so I figured what the heck and used white toothpaste, and somehow it didn't crack or yellow until I finally got around to doing it right, anyone else ever use a weird substitute that worked way longer than it should have?