Oh man, the cold opens are literally the best part. Missing those is like watching the show without the soul. Glad your buddy caught that before you went another season.

Patient correcting you is actually good, shows he's engaged.

Paper pads worked fine for us forever, I was that guy rolling his eyes about apps. But we finally caved last month and yeah, the math errors alone make it worth it, games just flow now. You catch yourself wondering how you dealt with the old way so long?

My buddy Dave got the ending of Gone Girl ruined at a bar in Portland. Some drunk guy overheard him telling his date they were about to read it and just yelled out the twist from three stools away. Dave said the whole table went dead silent and the date just stared at him like he was supposed to fix it somehow. He tried to play it off like the guy was messing with him, but the damage was done. The worst part is the stranger patted him on the shoulder and said 'enjoy the book' like he just did him a favor.

Did the fancy one come with its own built-in wedgie, or was that just a bonus feature? Sounds like the old canvas belt finally found the right ass for the job.