The client who asked for 'horse sneakers'
I was at a barn in Sedona, trimming a big quarter horse named Duke. The owner, a very nice lady who clearly didn't know much about hooves, watched me work for a minute and then asked, 'So, do you ever put those little rubber shoes on them? Like sneakers for horses?' I had to stop and explain that yes, hoof boots exist, but they're not permanent shoes. She just nodded and said, 'Oh good, I was worried about his arches.' Has anyone else gotten a question that made you pause and try not to laugh?