Cinder blocks are the only thing that works. My neighbor's lid flew into my car last year, left a real dent.

Oh wait, I think you might have me mixed up with someone else! I haven't had any wood warping issues lately. Maybe it was a different thread?

Honestly, that Glendale customer is lucky you remembered that Phoenix tech's tip.

Tracked mine for a month once. The consistency was weirdly satisfying, even with the occasional zero egg day.

I used to believe those pretty ceramic bins were the answer. My expensive one was a total letdown, just like yours. The smell always won. Now I just use an old plastic takeout container and empty it every single night. It's not pretty but it actually works. Fancy lids and promises are useless if the basics aren't right.