My dad tried to describe a cabernet like it was motor oil
I mean, we were at a family dinner and opened a cabernet. My dad, who's more of a beer guy, took a sip and was like, 'This tastes like thick motor oil, but with cherries?' My mom totally lost it laughing, and my sister jumped in saying it was more leathery. Idk, now it's a running joke whenever we have red wine.