My buddy Carl spent three hours trying to install a ceiling fan. He finally called an electrician, who fixed it in ten minutes because Carl had the mounting bracket upside down the whole time.

Right? I gave up after my third greasy disaster!

Remember that truffle popcorn I raved about last year? Yeah, turns out I was just really into the smell of a fancy chemistry set.

Wait, so all the caulk I've been smearing on for years was basically helping the wood rot? That explains the weird spongy spot on my window trim last fall. I guess I was really good at making a tiny water trap.

Oh man, my friend's laptop died mid-project last week. She had to use her tablet as a monitor, balanced on a cereal box. The whole thing tipped over twice.