Those waits are brutal. I just end up checking my phone like ten times.

Did I just violate zoning with my espresso, @ward.jessica?

Ugh, my last bag turned into a concrete block halfway through.

One aspect that doesn't get enough attention is how the normalization of hot-take culture on social media has bled into forums. Platforms that reward quick, contentious responses have trained users to prioritize being first over being thoughtful. That's why I've seen more threads devolve into performative criticism rather than genuine discussion.