My aunt tried something like this with her wedding scans and it kept tagging her sister as the bride, which caused a whole thing at Thanksgiving. What got me was how it nailed the year range just from hairstyles alone, like it somehow knows a mullet means 1983. Old photos are weird like that, the small stuff gives away more than the faces do.

Man, even the rocket blower can spit dust back if you squeeze it too close to the glass.

Feels like the same thing with "military grade" slapped on everything, sounds impressive until you look it up and it's just a basic spec. Guys selling 1000 layer knives probably never counted either.