Rant: My boss tried to link the Bermuda Triangle disappearances to our missing project files

Tbh, he spent an entire team call arguing that temporal vortices explain our data loss. Ngl, I'm now expected to submit a report on historical anomalies instead of the quarterly metrics.

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tara_flores921mo ago

Okay, I used to think data loss excuses were pretty weak, but temporal vortices? Your boss just reinvented corporate blame shifting.

alexw741mo ago

Watch this become the new go-to excuse in every IT department manual, @tara_flores92. They'll probably start filing official reports citing chronal instability next.

nathan_jackson161mo ago

Absolutely, this is spot on. In my experience, our IT team once blamed a server outage on 'quantum packet dispersion'. They had a whole PowerPoint deck about it, complete with fake diagrams. It's amazing how creative these excuses get when they want to avoid admitting a simple config error. Now I'm just waiting for 'temporal vortices' to show up in our next audit report.